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10/20/2016 0 Comments Grey's Anatomy Season 1Though I have dedicated years of my life to watching television shows, there is one show that I have never seen despite the hoards of people telling me to. This show is Grey's Anatomy. Part of the reason I have never watched this program is because it has 12 seasons and 20,000 episodes currently on Netflix and I feel as though the commitment would be too great. Yet here I am, about to list all my thoughts on season one of Grey's Anatomy for the whole world (AKA my one weekly visitor) to read. Here we go.
Before the binge: Here is what I currently know about Grey's Anatomy: - It is extremely medically inaccurate - Patrick Dempsey dies - It has more seasons than Keeping up with the Kardashians - In one episode, a man eats a bomb or something Episode One: A Hard Day's Night - Ok this is the moment we've all been waiting for *presses play* - Please tell me every episode isn't narrated by this woman's annoying voice - A NUDE PATRICK DEMPSEY THESE PEOPLE KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING - The show may be called Grey's Anatomy but I'd rather hear about Derek's anatomy ;) - Boston shoutout - Why are the interns looking at the surgical room as though they have never seen any medical tools in their lives? - Katherine Heigl! - I like how this dude is making a speech about how the interns will be pushed to their breaking point while a song called "Portions for Foxes" plays in the background - Ok Cristina, judging a woman who is training to be a doctor because she was a model...? - Katherine Heigl is the model! - "I already hate you, that's not gonna change" is what I say to every person I meet - Pagers! - So this woman is allowing her inexperienced interns to aid a girl who is having a seizure on the medical table with almost no help? Also, why did the entire medical team run to the roof of the hospital to get the girl out of the helicopter? Wouldn't the same thing have been accomplished if she had been brought to them? - Of course Meredith Grey is the voice of reason and kindness in a group of jerks - Maybe O'Malley messed up the surgery because he is being forced to work 40 hours on his first day as an intern - So this doctor is refusing to help an intern because the patient isn't dying? - The doctors at this hospital are extremely apathetic - I'm confused... are they hospitalists or surgeons? Did the writers even take the time to learn the difference between the two? - Last thoughts on episode one: Patrick Dempsey has the best head of hair in the world Episode Two: The First Cut is the Deepest - Sexual tension in an elevator= the best way to start an episode - I find Ellen Pompeo's way of speaking extremely annoying - Is this Chinese woman going to bleed to death because the hospital doesn't have a single translator? - I just witnessed the birth of the nickname "McDreamy" - Running your hands under water for two seconds does not count as washing your hands, Mr. Doctor - Why does Meredith wear her hair in a half bun, half ponytail every day? - "Somewhere Only We Know" is the best song for any situation, even performing surgery on a baby with a heart murmur - Meredith, remove that turtleneck right now - Last thoughts on episode two: less exciting than the last one Episode Three: Winning a Battle, Losing the War - Katherine Heigl, remove that pajama blouse right now - "Whoever said winning isn't everything never held a scalpel" what? - The biker with the stomach wound is the same actor who played Princess Mia's fiance in Princess Diaries 2 - O'Malley is so lovable - I love Cristina - It only took this show three episodes to make me cry - Why does Ellen Pompeo look twenty in some scenes and fifty in others? - Prince Andrew needs to stop dying so he can go back to Genovia - Yum I love watching organs being removed from bodies and placed into ziplock bags - Last thoughts on episode three: organs Episode Four: No Man's Land - Someone please research whether or not it is medically possible for a man to function with multiple nails in their brain - Ok Cristina is annoying me now - I don't think I would look good without hair... If I ever get nails stuck in my skull, please don't let the doctors shave my head - Cristina just has a face that makes me want to punch her - Why is Meredith lying about her mom? - Just buy the tampons, George! - I love Izzie - They don't actually nuder you during prostate surgery, sir - Dr. Shepherd is such a stud muffin - A real doctor would know how to pronounce "Alzheimers" - If a patient is DNR and a doctor tries to resuscitate them, they could lose their license, but whatever... - "He is such an incredibly good-looking man. Like, astoundingly so" -my dad, questioning his sexuality upon seeing Patrick Dempsey - Last thoughts on episode four: medical inaccuracy Episode Five: Shake Your Groove Thing - Five more episodes to go in season one! I am nearing the finish! - I'm waiting for someone to shake their groove thing - Is a romance sprouting between Cristina and Dr. Burke? - Ellen Pompeo is sick in this episode, so her voice is especially irritating - Cristina, remove that shoulderless shirt right now - They're shaking their groove things - Dr. Burke has a giraffe neck - "Even great doctors make mistakes, and when WE do..." is the epitome of a humble brag - I want Izzie and Alex to get married - Burke and Cristina would either have disgustingly ugly babies or the most beautiful children to ever walk the planet -Last thoughts on episode five: interracial babies Episode Six: If Tomorrow Never Comes - George, put the coffee on the table instead of letting it spill all over you - The most dramatic acting award goes to: the man learning to walk - Dr. Bailey is super short - I'm in love with Alex - Ok Alex just did a jerk thing but I still love him - Meredith is always squinting - George just took a chair from someone else's table without asking - Ok the dramatic walking man has Parkinson's and now I feel bad - I just watched Izzie massage a man's heart so I won't be eating ever again - Oh look at that, Alex has a deep and caring side. I didn't see that coming (sarcasm) - Why am I crying again? - Cristina is the worst - That is the worst fake rain I've ever seen - Last thoughts on episode six: giant tumor Episode Seven: The Self- Destruct Button - Alex, stop quoting Kelly Clarkson - HEYO THIS EPISODE HAS A GIRL NAMED CLAIRE - Claire is a nail biter and a ginger... I'm not sure which is worse - Claire had a gastric bypass in Mexico - Dr. Shepherd is so good with kids - The most realistic part about this show is how much the doctors gossip - The little girl in this is so adorable. I hope she doesn't die - Meredith just ROASTED an evil mother - Cristina's eggo is preggo! I totally called it - Last thoughts on episode seven: ehh Episode Eight: Save Me - I hate Meredith's voice - I hate George's hair - Every episode of this show is depressing - Millie from Freaks and Geeks is in this episode! - Alex Karev is a babe - Millie is an Orthodox Jew wearing a jean skirt under her hospital gown - The psychic patient was in Desperate Housewives - I've seen too many TV shows - O'Malley, you can't compete with Shep -There's an episode of Scrubs where JD has the same problem that George has in this episode -The psychic is going to know that Cristina is pregnant - I was right! - Why is Meredith so intent on sabotaging her relationship with Derek? - Millie needs a pig heart - The subplot with Izzie and her cupcakes is pointless - Cristina, fix your bedside manner - "My friends spend most of their time screwing around and getting wasted. At least I have God" is the best thing ever said - Dr. Bailey is the best - Millie is getting a cow heart - Interns have more supervision than this - Derek is perfect - Last thoughts on episode eight: pig heart Episode Nine: Who's Zoomin' Who? - George has an STD - Karev is even beautiful when he trims his nose hair -George talking to Alex about his syphilis in the locker room... is this what Trump meant by locker room talk? - Burke's friend has an ovary - Something's wrong with the chief - Cristina, don't lean up against the fire alarm - Chief has a tumor - Derek has a secret - Burke's friend is sterile but his wife is pregnant... - A real doctor would know how to pronounce "Alzheimers" - Izzie and Cristina would be kicked out of the program for performing an unauthorized autopsy - Derek has a wife and she's way prettier than Meredith - Last thoughts on episode nine: After the Binge: I'll probably keep watching the show until it gets bad, which I've heard it does. I like some of the characters, mainly Alex and Bailey, and most of the episodes are good. I recommend season one for those who need a new show to watch, but I don't recommend watching if you actually know anything about the medical field.
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