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Kim. Is. Back. It has been over three months since Kim's last Instagram post on October 2, 2016 after being robbed and the world has fallen apart since. I'm not saying Kim's lack of social media existence is the reason so many celebrities have died, but Carrie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds, Alan Thicke, Zsa Zsa Gabor, and the Chilean playwright Egon Wolff may say differently. Kim is the glue that holds society together and when she decided to quit 2016, so did the world. But with the new year comes a new Kim. Kanye may have lost his mind, but Kim is herself again. Our queen has dusted off her crown and placed it back atop her headful of hair extensions where it belongs.
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Kim Kardashian. Her name is synonymous with class, beauty, and hope. But recently America's princess has gone through a trauma that has brought this entire country to a halt. About a week ago, during Paris Fashion Week, five masked men broke into Kim's hotel room, tied her up, and gagged her with duct tape. They then stole almost ten million dollars worth of valuables from Kim before locking her in the bathroom from which she later escaped. In all seriousness, this was a terrifying experience for Kim, who reportedly was begging for her life and saying she had kids at home who needed her. Nobody deserves to go through something so awful and I hope Kim is able to recover from this tragedy. I now speak directly to Kim, who is probably reading this since we are best friends, when I say that you are a warrior and one of the only people in the world who can rock a middle part so don't let a few poorly dressed psychos (who I think were hired by Taylor Swift as payback for the whole "Famous" incident) stop you. Kim, we stand with you, we love you, and we fight for you. Kim and her middle part a few days before the incident.
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